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'I don't want to get fat'

DEFINITION: To leave food on your plate, not for the starving children in the world, but so you don't get fat.

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Anopitia

ohwtepph

Created by: ohwtepph

Pronunciation: ah-noh-pih-tzha

Sentence: Anopitia manifests itself in the form of half-eaten dishes on black plates. Anopitia does not include, however, your mom's casserole.

Etymology: anorexia + no[t] pity

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Antivomit

Created by: evthalia

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Thinub

Lapper

Created by: Lapper

Pronunciation: thin-UB

Sentence: When Mary saw the double-portion of prime rib set in front of her, she thinubbed it immediately, being on a diet.

Etymology: Thin and snub.

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Parisdiction

Created by: stefanie

Pronunciation: Paris-diction

Sentence: The Parisdiction was killing you.

Etymology: Paris Hilton- meal addiction

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Plateakiy

Created by: fefefeha7

Pronunciation: Plate-a-key

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Stupidexia

Created by: gonzo

Pronunciation: stupi-dexia

Sentence: poor girl! she suffers from stupidexia.

Etymology: stupid anorexia

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Clandesdine

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: clan-dess-dine

Sentence: she liked to lose weight in a clandesdine way

Etymology: clandestine, dine

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COMMENTS:

how unromantic! as bad as a candlelessdine. - galwaywegian, 2007-07-04: 05:03:00

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Slimpick

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: SLIHM-pihk

Sentence: Alex resolved not to date women who would slimpick fifty-dollar dinners.

Etymology: slim + slim pickins + picky

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-03: 14:13:00

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Fatkins

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Fat-kens

Sentence: Look at that, all she ate was her for Thanksgiving was that slice of butter! I didn't know she went on Fatkins, did you?

Etymology: Fat (overweight) + atkins (a popular diet prescribed for weightloss) [this makes an oxymoron I suppose]

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Leanplate

Created by: blondibabi121692

Pronunciation: leen playt

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